Life is short. Arguably too short to go around one’s whole life pretending one doesn’t know what the alluring brown coating on cupcakes, speckled in the cookie dough and dripping down the sides of clear coffee cups is.
Cocoa is a Legume
Whole30 + 1
I thought for sure that by this time I'd be ready to stuff my face with anything and everything I'd "denied" myself.
Good Bacon, None of the Fakin’.
I don’t know about you, but I can’t live without bacon. It’s in everything I make, basically, and lends that flavor that can only be created from a smoky little morsel of pig.
Cookies.
That’s pretty much all I’ve got for ya, today. It’s all that’s on my mind.
The Cravings Ketchup
The things I thought I could live without? Yeah, I’m basically crooning Mariah Carey’s version of “Without You”.
AmiNO-NOs
It may be a kill-all-the-things kind of day, but I want all of the donuts I pass by while entering the convenience store . . .
Feeling the Burn
I woke up yesterday feeling as if a truck crushed my entire body like the smashed potatoes I’ve been eating.
Telepathic Cookie
“Think actively about transferring the full experience of eating a cookie from your mind, to mine.” Words that actually came out of my mouth today. And I paid for the experience.
Bitter/Sweet
Fun fact: My favorite word while making egg oil sauce (aka mayonnaise), was bullshit.
Sweet Sabotage
It's like my stomach is preparing to whine but knows it won’t do it any good. Like, you know when you need to cry but you refuse to let it go? Yeah, that’s it. My stomach is silently crying.
the RAMBLE 